"If you could put a Queen song into the mouth of a famous historical personage, what and whom would it be?"
This was the suggestion of a new thread on QMS, the Queen Mail Service, in Feb 99 (thanks Nick "duh"), and this page lists the lines that were mentioned...
Some (using only the songs' titles, by Tom Odland) are from the "Queen titles used by other artists" QMS thread.
Depending on where you live, you maybe don't know all of them (I don't)... Hope no-one finds any of these too offensive... anyway, here they come (alphabetically):
|Person (Situation):||Quote:||From Song:|
|Marv Albert||"But when you throw a moody you're all claws and you bite"||Delilah|
|Steve Austin, of course||Stone Cold Crazy|
|John Bobbit||If You Can't Beat Them|
|Bill Clinton||"Guaranteed to blow your mind"||Killer Queen|
|Bill Clinton||"Nobody believes me Liar. Why don't they leave me alone?"||Liar|
|Hilary Clinton||See What A Fool I've Been|
|Mrs. Fields||Sweet Lady|
|Amy Fisher||"Will you lose that ball and chain?"||Sister Blue|
|Harrison Ford in 'The Fugitive'||"Hurry down the highway, hurry down the road,
Hurry past the people staring, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry"
|Dead On Time|
|Bill Gates||Good Company|
|Bill Gates||"You make me feel like a millionaire"||The Millionaire's Waltz|
|Bill Gates||The Profit's Song|
|Heaven's Gate members||"Spread your wings and fly away, Fly away far away"||Spread Your Wings|
|Adolf Hitler in Poland||"I'm causing a mild sensatiom, with this new occupation"||My Melancholy Blues|
|Evander Holyfield||"We hardly need to use our ears"||Radio GaGa|
|J. Edgar Hoover||"give me... your arse.. give me... your arse.. I... want your boodddyyyy..." :)||(Body Language)|
|Dr. Cecil Jacobson||"Try to plant a seed - fulfil the need - to make it grow - just say hello"||Foreign Sand|
|Tommy Lee Jones||"What do I see, some stupid bimbo....."||Hijack my heart|
|JFK, Jr. (ouch!)||Seaside Rendezvous|
|Jack Kevorkian||Death on Two Legs|
|Monica Lewinsky||"You just can't be a prick teaser all of the time"||Don't Try Suicide|
|George Michael||"He pulled out a gun(!) - wanted to arrest me"||Kashoggi's ship|
|George Michael (sorry - way too easy)||The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke|
|Ed Norton||Tenement Funster|
|Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey||Fat Bottomed Girls|
|Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey||Ogre Battle|
|Dan Quayle||The Loser in the End|
|Colonel Sanders||"Just gimme gimme gimme gimme Fried chicken"||One Vision|
|OJ Simpson||"You get away with murder - so innocent"||Delilah|
(at the beginning of Cliffhanger)
|"If I could only reach you"||Breakthru|
|John Cameron Swayzey||Dead on Time|
|Mike Tyson||"Can't stand no more in this here jail"||Bring Back that Leroy Brown|
|Kate & Leo in Titanic||"Where will I be this time tomorrow?
Jumped in joy or sinking in sorrow?"
|Edgar Winter||White Man|